Welcome to Catch 22!

This is a really simple edging game based on a blog post from Agonizing Abstince. It's a pretty long read, so feel free to jump straight in -

Choose a difficulty level. You'll be then randomly assigned an amount of edges you'll need to do (but that's not revealed to you!). Every time you edge, press the button. After you've edged the generated amount of times, you get to come!

There's no time limit of anything - feel free to take as long as you want. Higher difficulty levels are designed for longer term play (so it's going to be very hard for you to finish in a week or so, and if that's not what you want to endure pick an easier one!

Wait some time before each edge, and if you orgasm you'll have to ruin it. Ready? Pick one of the levels!

Really short6 to 16 Bit short10 to 25 Short25 to 60 Medium40 to 90 Long90 to 150 Real long200 to 400 Evil300 to 900 RANDOM!!Picks one of those :)

Edge when you want!

Total edges: 0
I edged!
If you can't wait and have to see approx how many edges are left.. Check
(Adds quite a bit to your remaining edges!)

This game is generally designed to be played over a long period of time. Your progress is automatically saved - come back when you feel like it! Version 0.1, by Foresty @ getdare.